You know how I spent years getting 'No Country For Old Men' confused with 'The Bucket List'?
Well, I have a new one..... Now I keep getting 'Black Sabbath' confused with 'Tenacious D'

I'm gonna eat that NIC

man, still can't get over us finding those Seshepenmehit pencil tins!

mighty mighty disco king

pt 2..... I thought for a moment if I should pretend to be a well-rounded musician with a general interest in the history of English music..... but instead I told him the shameful truth, that despite how important and significant Dunstable was for bringing English music from the late-medieval period into the renascence....that he has forever been immortalised in my head as a stupid joke purely because of his funny name hahahhhaha He laughed and appreciated how stupid the joke was hahahhahahaha

Did I tell you that I was talking to a professor who was an expert in medieval and renascence music, and I asked him about his current research topic and he was like "oh, it's just boring English composers that no one knows or cares about haha" and I was like "oh, so is Dunstable part of your research?". His face was visibly shocked and he said "....yes.... I'm very surprised that you've actually heard of him, most people haven't". Then he was like "How do you know about Dunstable? have you performed his works? pleeeease tell meeeee ".

I hope you enjoyed being visited by the Easter Leech

BAAAAMMMAAA!

Monster Horse... which one will it be?

Let's all have a big lads night in and watch Aliens

AHHHHHHHH Aliens is on the telly tonight

It's a priest thing

You wouldn't understand

And are they looking after you, Father?

That would be an ecumenical matter

so, how long have you been a cowboy?

It says here that he's 22.... 22??... 22 minutes in the microwave maybe!

Hey! we're young and perky, get the HELL OUT OF OUR WAY!

walking around the house singing "My, My My, My Mitchell"

Yoooooouuuu're a dunstable

I'm able to levitate because I'm gluten free!

I wanna live, live, live! I wanna live, live, live!

My Mitchell! I think I'll keep him

You got a lounge I can stretch out on for a few minutes?

You're gonna need a bigger body bag

Tell him his steaks are ready... Tell him we have sour cream

Now look what you've done, you've made Mitchell leave :(

My, my, my, my Mitchell!

My new favourite thing is calling scissors, snippers

If you put a squirt of frosting down your throat before you take the medication
you take the medication
you take the medication
in the delicious way
in the most delicious wayyyyy!

To this day, I believe you are in the Rage rave scene end credits

Ruining a romantic beach sunset by screaming "RAGE"

Having your morning ruined by checking the mail box only to find a graffitied Coco Pops mini CD with a "Secret Sexy Surprise".

I'm gonna cut off your head.... and stick it in a bowl!

A A A DOOM HOUSE?!?!?!

I woke up with the photoshopped image of Kate's baby in my head from Get Krackin'. Couldn't stop laughing

call the poliiiiiiicessss

you got any rubber walrus protectors?

20 dudes in a conga line

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.
It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.
And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.”
― Dr. Seuss

Never react emotionally to criticism.
Analyze yourself to determine whether it is justified.
If it is, correct yourself.
Otherwise, go on about your business.
- N.V. Peale

Weather is a great metaphor for life
sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad,
and there's nothing much you can do about it
but carry an umbrella or choose to dance in the rain.
- Terri Guillemets

What the mind thinks,
the heart transmits

where is my biro...WHERE IS MY BIRO!!!!
...... Dear Mr Echo....

ERR A RAT!
*takes guitar out of fridge and smashes it on said rat*

"It's a video nasty!"
"IT'S A CARPET, FARTY!"

Blasted those forearms!!!!

Sudden Valley salad dressing

why are there flies in here?

The bird outside is going "peep peep peep peep peep"

PIG IRON!!!!!!! PIG IRON!!!!!!!!!