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In this game, you play as Mike Schmidt, a being who enjoys the delightful stench of child pizza and also child corpses. Many of both in Freddy Foosball's Pizza Palace.
Survive the Four Beasts, who will stop at nothing to turn you into a corpse like the other corpses.
As retired children, the Four Beasts enjoy staring through your window. Like that one kid across your street who keeps peeking through your windows to watch you cook Pizza Rolls in your pajamas.

In this funny little title, you play as Peeon Kennedy, an agent of the LAW who likes to kill Spanish people for fun.
Experience breathtaking action as you take on the Four Insidious Residents. More residents than the games prior.
This game will surely feel like a family reunion to Spanish players. My Spanish friend even thought that the first boss was his uncle trapped in the video game, before I smashed him in the face with a skillet and rendered him unconscious.

In Stellaris, you are able to govern an empire of crack addicts who want to kill everybody who doesn't smoke crack. Or you can play as an empire who sits around and waits for the crack addicts to kill each other.

You'll also have a desire to smoke crack after you look at how much each DLC for this game costs.

In this game, you play as Beatrix, a woman who wanted to ranch Nickelodeon slime with a leaf blower, but is instead greeted by evil farmers who want to talk to you.
In this game, you will meet many challenges and adversaries.
Such as Ogden, a boss enemy who is in this game as a Bloodborne cameo.
Or Mochi Miles, a boss in Sekiro.
Many fun times to be had in this piece of software, I must say.

Titanfall 2 is the sequel to Titanfall 1
In this game, you own your very own Titanfall, a metal monster that exists to vore the Titansmalls.

Killed Space 2 puts you in the big stupid clown shoes of Isaac Newton, a man with the power to see a dead woman.
Together with Nicole Watterson, he will kill many dead people with a vast array of stupid objects and his big shoes.

Handsome Jack's handsome weenie

these chimps are CRAZY no joke WACKY

From the creators of Secure Contain Peepee: Contaminant Bleach comes a new underwater submersible experience
many things to do in this game
Breathe oxygen
Stop breathing oxygen
Breathe welding fuel and die
Many alien critters tend to roam the water from time to time.
Some have legs, some have legs that don't walk
pretty cool

I want to kiss Griotte so bad please god just let me have the fat fancy rat please i want to kiss her please god why can't i kiss her i want to kiss rats please why