15,000 generations of humanity yet we have evolved not at all. Bound like animals to the laws of physics shamed before the universe. In all of history only one man has stood to say that he will dictate what is and is not possible in this world. I speak of this man (Joey Chestnut). For he has broken reality and all of time pours down around us now at once simultaneously and endlessly erasing cause and effect to open all possibilities. The ancient powers are subordinated at their own creation and they smile at his achievement. They say he shall live forever for he does it not for money or glory, but for his people. For his country. For freedom. And the gods shine down on us still because of him and him alone. The Nathan’s famous Fourth of July champion of the world.

-rep that nugga

+rep great teammate

Howd that saber taste jackass

dont cr y little pus ssy! Di e on ca ncer!

I'll give you a fat smooch next time homie