oh my gosh Linda!!1 It was so nice to hear from you.... I really should host another dinner party soon, I haven't even though about it since Frank left me last year. Let me do a little cleaning (while I have a little bubbly of course lol) and then I'll email you the details!!!

See you soon

Hey Linda, just wanted to confirm whether or not you're coming to the End of Summer Wine Tasting that I've been hosting for the past few years? I sent you an invitation a few weeks ago, but you never RSVP'd. Need to know by Thursday..
Thanks

do you ever think about Arthur Morgan pregnant?

(coughing up furball)

(open RP) meow.

What do you mean you've seen the worms? Have you been in my garden? I've seen footprints in the dirt beside my tulips and I swear to god Linda, if you've been the one digging in there I swear to god you'll be hearing from my lawyers.