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Ingredients required:
1 cup (240 ml) Water
4 cups (804 gr) Granulated White Sugar
1 and 1/4 cups (300 ml) Light Corn Syrup
A few drops of blue (or light blue) food coloring
Recipe:
Add all of the ingredients into a saucepan.
Stir until all the sugar is dissolved (Dont stir after this point)
Get it on the highest heat of your stove
Wait until the bubbling mixture reaches 300 ° F (150 ° C)
At this point, you can add different flavorants
Pour it onto a baking sheet and wait till it completely cools (about one hour)
After that hour has passed, test the temperature with a laser temperature gun or your finger
Use you preferred smashing tool (this can be a hammer, the back of a wooden spoon and much more)
Smash the solidified methamphetamine into crystals that arent too big or too small.
Congratulations, you made blue methamphetamine!
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Ingredients: 1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
6 to 7 cups thinly sliced peeled tart apples
1 tablespoon lemon juice
Pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches)
1 tablespoon butter
1 large egg white
Additional sugar
Directions: In a small bowl, combine the sugars, flour and spices; set aside. In a large bowl, toss apples with lemon juice. Add sugar mixture; toss to coat.
Line a 9-in. pie plate with bottom crust; trim pastry even with edge. Fill with apple mixture; dot with butter. Roll out remaining pastry to fit top of pie. Place over filling. Trim, seal and flute edges. Cut slits in pastry.
Beat egg white until foamy; brush over pastry.
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It's COOL to be gay!
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