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-- Benjamin Franklin
🙁
I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it
in the room alone.
😯
Zoe: "Something ain't right."
Wash: "We're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail."
😬
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as
to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the
speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
😍
Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the weirdest people to
talk to. And you just HAVE to watch it. "Blind, masochistic minority,
crippled, depressed, government latrine diggers, and the women who love
them too much on the next Oprah Winfrey."
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Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting.
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There is always someone worse off than yourself.
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