Recent reviews by Kerlen

Perfect. Something to get lost in besides my thoughts.

Borderlands stole my loot and my privacy. Claptrap’s out here hustling data like it’s loot drop day.

I fired up Borderlands for some mindless fun, but it turns out the real psycho was the game itself—digging through my files like a bandit in a corpse pile. It doesn’t just loot vaults, it loots identities. Somewhere on Pandora, there's a chest full of my personal data, guarded by a boss called “Terms & Conditions.” And the worst part? I clicked Accept.

Borderlands used to be about guns, loot, and chaos—now it feels like the real endgame is selling your browser history to Hyperion. Claptrap’s not just annoying anymore, he’s probably keylogging your Discord DMs while dancing. I didn’t sign up for a looter-shooter-surveillance-simulator, but here I am, dodging bullets and telemetry.

So apparently Borderlands doesn’t just loot enemies—it loots your computer too! At this point, I'm half expecting Claptrap to start reading my emails and recommending skincare products based on my browser history. “Hey Vault Hunter! You might enjoy this anti-aging cream and also, here’s all your passwords!”

Good Old Memories

It’s dumb, it’s addictive, it’s bananas—literally.

Rating: 🍌/10

Adventure Communist is a hilarious idle game where you grow a potato-powered empire. Click to gather resources, automate with comrades, and laugh at the witty communist-themed humor. Efficient and addictive, it’s the perfect blend of strategy and satire. Click for the motherland and watch your utopia flourish!

Pros:
Free
Fun with Friends
Butts

10/10

I would love to play a remastered version of this one.