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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun!

Ok, I am going to explain you idiots why being alive is actually gay. So as you guys may know, being alive requires breathing the atmosphere, which is approximately 78.084% Nitrogen, 20.946% Oxygen, 0.9340% Argon etc. There's a lot of other things including the vapor of whatever liquids you're around at the moment. Now, to get to the point, every man that ever ejaculated has traces of sperm in his penis, sperm is a liquid which means it evaporates all the time and escapes into the atmosphere. That means that by breathing you're swallowing sperm, and that's gay.

He's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spork

i am a gay man and i accidentally masturbated to straight porn. i was browsing a gay porn site, so you know, i figured there wouldn't be any women in my gay porn. i found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but i assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so i stuck around.
after the guy (and i) finished, the girl sat up and that's when i saw it... her tits. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no hetero" but i fear it wasn't enough

The problem with being faster than light is being stuck in darkness.

i cannot live, i cannot die, i cannot feel, i cannot see, i cannot hear, i cannot taste, i cannot speak, i cannot think, i can only go fast. but no matter how fast i run, i can't run away from the pain. i am sonic the hedgehog

-rep, he took my kidneys

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