Recent reviews by Squike Wardmantraut

F all BF games that came out after Battlefield 4! And F all the cheaters in BF4!!! And F all noob weapon users in BF4!!!!!!!!!!

This game guides you to become the true and only GigaChad

Those 12 minutes were painful. I couldn't even enjoy the game, always got suddenly respawned under the terrain, maybe I'm not respawned and just falling realy fast under the terrain, wtf devs?!

Don't buy this game, even if you like boobs a lot!!!

I bought this game in hope to see some HighRes boobies (women la titis)... but it turned out that the game is a scam!!!

Don't worry, I installed the Adult-DLC...

The game textures are garbage even at Ultra settings, geometries are done poorly, the game just looks like GTA Vice City. By the way the game is done in UE4, I don't even know how the devs got to the point to make a such horrible looking game with UE4!? The boobs just look terrible!!! This game should never cost 16€ i actually won't even pay a dime for that game, just stick to the Hentais, folks....

Just don't buy this game, i swear you will regreat it!!!

The game sucks!

Trash!

This game is trash. The finest garbage... In casual mode, there are always stupid bots instead of real players. Of course there are also plenty of cheaters amogus...

Now the real problem, why you should keep your fingers away from that game: There is so called "Ranked mode" which is only playable at level 80. So I milked that casual mode every day, which allaws you only farm 10,000 XP every day, until I reached the 80th level. It made me feel a bit happy, I mean I achived something, didn't I?! With all my euphoria I klicked on that "Ranked Game" bar...

Emidiatly after klicking, I fell in deep deep depression. So deep, that probably even Edger Allan Poe were not able to put out a word of his mouth, even not nevermore...

Who the f*ck came to that idea, that player have to identify their identity with phone nummbers to play ranked mode?!!!!!!!!

Also I acctualy bought that game, and now it's free to play...

My therapist had to force me to remove that f*cking game to cure my depression. It did work, but now I have PTSD.

Dev's let's be honest, how much did cHINA pay you for collecting this data?

F*ck you all devs!!!

This game sucks more than my vacuum cleaner...

Don't buy MeinKraft, buy Terraria. Game made out of LOVE.

I was prepared for the game to be bad, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ...

Definitely worth it to own this game XD