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With a unique overt knowledge of lifting and biological movement patterns. Known by many as the lift manager. Well adapted to the social and political customs of Oswego State leading to a democratic understanding of the universe. Possessing a Frisbee throw with a velocity that could cut the hair off of three left leaning hipsters. A stomach of steal, capable of retaining 13 gallons of milk per sitting. Proficiency in nerdy activities and rhetoric 9/10 Lifting mechanics 10/10 calcium and protein consumption 8/10

You are the Alpha Fro

deu sex

Herp Derp

Why did you blow up that building?

the game lolz

thats not a picture of you