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3 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
After thousands of hours spent on this game (i main this game and love it more than rocket league)
i can freely say that:


---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Its gonna be fire on the next E3 among audience
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm, you will need some sort of proffesional audio equipment like telewizor Phillips 55 cali
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind, you basically get everything from Matthew Windmill for free - Co-owner of Kinguin Studios
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ Better than vampire diaries

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ Your personal life will suffer

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ VALVE VAC ANTICHEAT

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 3
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☐ 6
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☐ 9
☑ GYATT/10

THANK YOU MATTHEW WINDMILL FOR PARTICIPATING IN PROMOTIONAL ACTIVITIES OF THIS GAME
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU MY POOKE BEAR
Posted 13 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
249.7 hrs on record (208.5 hrs at review time)
ziuuuuu
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
47.2 hrs on record (32.5 hrs at review time)
Drug Dealer Simulator
Normalnie polecam giereczke!
Możesz dosypać komuś sody albo cukru do towaru, czyli jak w realnym życiu.
Gierka bardzo realistyczna.
Polecam kup
Posted 25 September, 2022.
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2.1 hrs on record
Jeśli sie boisz to nie graj. A tak wgl to trzeba mieć okularsy.
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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31.4 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fajna taka i wgl. Biegasz, strzelasz, potem można jeszcze biegać i jak już sie dobiegnie to coś zbudować.
a i jak sie kupi supporter pack to zippo sie ma a nie plastikowy żar
Posted 20 April, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
37.5 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
Normalnie można czarować magikami i bić z miecza rycerzami, albo grać usless wardenem pod wszystko i nic jak ciupak
Posted 17 April, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
1,141.2 hrs on record (369.8 hrs at review time)
super gierka taka futbol,ale kopiesz samochodem
Posted 4 July, 2019.
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