yassification (Sav) Feb 24 @ 4:01pm
Information About My Penis 😳

My name is Jared, and I’m here to give you information about my penis! 😊

What Color Is My Penis?
LOL! 😂 Glad you asked! It’s white ⚪️ with red 🔴 dots! Sometimes it changes to purple 🟣 though if I rub one off too quickly...

What Has My Penis Been Inside Of?
Car Exhaust Pipe 🚗
Bong 🗿
Vacuum Hose 🤺
Loaf of Bread 🍞
Son 🌞
Me 🦧

What Has Been IN My Penis?
Coins 💰
Pencils 🗡
Syringe 💉
Meth Pipe 🌡
iPhone Charger 🔧
Kids 💭

How Long Is My Penis?
14 Ft. Long 😳😂😳

Sorry 😭 that’s all the time I have for today folks! Thanks for reading! 😉😉😉

Denny's hour is coming soon and I heard they dont have vanilla ice cream for my milkshake. The end is near. Maybe McDonalds will prove more fruitful

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Imagine someone coming into your life that changes it for the better. This is one such person, They have been nothing but absolutely amazing to game with and someone I've come to trust and someone I look forward to gaming or watching movies or just talking with everyday. Thank you for coming into my life FlowerGhosted. Hugs!

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Imagine someone coming into your life that changes it for the better. This is one such person, They have been nothing but absolutely amazing to game with and someone I've come to trust and someone I look forward to gaming or watching movies or just talking with everyday. Thank you for coming into my life FlowerGhosted. Hugs!