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-- H.L. Mencken
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We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.
-- John Fisher
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You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
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Peter: You wanna talk about awkward moments? Once, during sex, I called Lois "Frank". Your move, Sherlock.
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UNIX is hot. It's more than hot. It's steaming. It's quicksilver
lightning with a laserbeam kicker.
-- Michael Jay Tucker
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Brian: This was even stupider than that time that Peter locked his keys out of his car.
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Never let someone who says it cannot be done interrupt the person who is
doing it.
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