I’m only allowed to wear a collar and nothing else at home. The moment she comes home from work I must be sitting patiently at the door with my leash in my mouth. I will pant with my tongue out and wag my tail excitedly. If she asks me to roll over, I will roll over. I will have to beg for my favorite bone and even then she might not give it to me unless I’ve been an extra good boy. My master is a strict owner and knows I’ve been spoiled. She says I’m a bratty puppy that yearns for correction. But today I’m going to show her a brand new trick I taught myself and she will surely reward me for being a good boy!

This girl is as cracked as she jacked. I saw her at 7/11 the other day buying red bull and adult diapers. I asked her what the diapers were for and she said “it’s to stop me from shi tting on these kids”. Then she bunny hopped out.

tdawwg??

i’m finally deleting you. you don't interact anymore so it's finally time to say bye. csgo isn’t the same anymore i’m sorry, i'm so sick of this. but first of all why are u still reading this? do you like me? do you want me to sIam you against the waII and kiss you?

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corn truly is the best vegetable in my opinion. it has has so many variations like popcorn, corn on the cob, a dildo, etc. tonight it satisfied all 3 of my holes.

i'm home with the milk!

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I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha

EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah

EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?

EDIT 4: I knew you were always a ♥♥♥♥♥, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge

EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again ♥♥♥♥♥

EDIT 6: hey are you there?

Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough ❤️

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

A girl.... 👩AND a gamer? 🎮Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ inhales from the gas tank ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕masturabtes furiously 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think

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[12:20 AM]flora: i haven't pulled out
[12:20 AM]flora: i haven't pulled out
[12:20 AM]flora: i haven't pulled out
[12:20 AM]flora: i haven't pulled out

[12:20 AM]
flora:
i haven't
pulled out
so long
omg


[12:27 AM]
flora:
i need to find your pepporni nips

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flok of ♥♥♥♥

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why is there so many ♥♥♥♥♥ on your comments

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play KF2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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^U^ GTA V

10/10 Helped me test my Twitch Bot

You Look Beautiful Today Flora , I Got HP Now....

I must write so the ♥♥♥♥♥ get knocked down and become limp.

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what a dummy

BABY COME BACK!

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flora!!! :D i think you've missed me =P

it smells like porn and tears

flora flora flora :) you need to play more CS with me :]

flora come back!!! we need a manager!!!

Flora come back!!!!!

you dont play anymoreeeeeeeee

hey girl hey - for chris

pro ♥♥♥♥ is teh truth!

OH this is tay im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

HELLOOOOOOOOOO

NOOB!

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