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Do you like Dinosaurs?! Do you sometimes wish you lived in the late Cretacious period?! Well, you my friend are in luck!!!! I'm just your average guy who likes explicit Dinosaur role play. I prefer to role play as a pterodactyl, but I am open to T-Rex if you have small arms. Costumes are mandatory but not provided and you will be compensated for mileage. Many of my past partners have frowned upon this lifestyle of which I was born into, however it is not a choice. I knew dinosaurs were special to me when I auto-erotic asphyxiated myself to the first Jurassic Park movie. Ever since then I have re-occuring dreams of having an orgy with velociraptors. If you too are like me then please email me, don't deny fate.

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