Hello, yes, I'm a sad and lonely teenager who would like to order 5 big tiddie goth girls please, extra hair dye, extra eye liner, and extra THICC, hold the edge. I'd prefer a light spread of tender affection with 2 flops of Led Zeppelin fan T-shirts, 3 slit wrists, lightly scraped as so to not damage their arms, 2 pure black chokers, 5 anime wallpapers, a demonic necklace from Hot Topic, midnight blue nail polish, and black lipstick.

Please send the basic necessities I will need in order to keep them nurtured: All the albums and tracks of Black Sabbath, a wide selection of yaoi porn, a steady stream of neon colored hair dye, nothing but black clothing, ripped jeans, lavender perfume, the blood of the innocent, and a package of tampons.

Please send packaged with a Satanic calling card that threatens me to be sent to the 9th realm of Cthulhu's hellfire if I do not treat the assigned big tiddie goth girls with care and respect in order to further instill a sense of responsibility.

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Do you remember that time you got a nice cold coke from a fridge but it just wasn't cold enough for you so you bought 100mls of nitrogen off amazon to submerge the coke in? You waited weeks for it to arrive, 100mls wasn't enough so you waited two more weeks on another 500mls of nitrogen. You wanted that refreshing cold coke so bad. after submerging it for a whole minute you put a Popsicle stick into it and peeled back the aluminum can. You inserted it directly into your brown starfish so the cold coke melted directly into your bloodstream.... good times you're an interesting dude.

THE OPENING (al-Fatihah) 1. In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful. 2. Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds. 3. The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful. 4. Master of the Day of Judgment. 5. It is You we worship, and upon You we call for help. 6. Guide us to the straight path. 7. The path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor of those who are misguided. 2. THE HEIFER (al-Baqarah) In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful 1. Alif, Lam, Meem. 2. This is the Book in which there is no doubt, a guide for the righteous. 3. Those who believe in the unseen, and perform the prayers, and give from what We have provided for them. 4. And those who believe in what was revealed to you, and in what was revealed before you, and are certain of the Hereafter. 5. These are upon guidance from their Lord. These are the successful.

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