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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:02pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 4:53pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:18am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:10am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 5:11pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 7:47pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:05am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:52am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:14am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:58am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:47am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:51am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:25pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:39am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 12:04pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:34am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 2:53pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:01pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 8:36am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:34am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:04am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:24am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:23pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:54pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 10:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:00am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:07am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 12:30pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:53pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:50pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:25am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:26am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:52pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 10:22pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 8:01am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 12:10pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:57pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:38am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 3:27pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:11pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 9:01pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:52pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:55pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 8:03am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 2:34pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:06pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:13am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:51pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:51pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:59pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:59pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:43pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:16am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:52pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:56am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:31am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:44am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:33am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 5:24pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 8:59pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:58pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:37pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 11:03am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:24am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:07pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:17pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 3:39pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:03am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:05am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:15am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:21am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:15am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:21am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:25am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:26am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:33pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:26pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:59pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:12pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:52pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 8:04am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:01am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:11am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:06am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:14am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:11am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:09am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:36pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 10:38pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:03pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 1:05pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:05am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:08pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:15pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:22am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:22am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:17pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 4:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 12:05pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 5:19pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:59pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 5:43pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:24pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:36pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:56am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:10am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:12am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:42am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:43pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:30am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 5:23pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 10:19pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 12:10pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 2:34pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 9:50am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:13am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:11am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:12am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:24am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:24am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:26am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 7:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:10am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 6:31am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:37pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:39am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:06am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:07am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:16pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:10am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 11:27am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:45pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:57pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:06pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:02am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:06am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:12am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:11am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:13am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:25am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:43am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:43am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:47am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:40pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:20am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:50pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:22am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:20am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:28am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:36pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 11:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:51pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:26pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:26pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:58pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:26pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:35pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:37pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 8:36am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 8:57am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 8:58am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 8:58am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 4:20pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:00am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 5:16pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 9:42am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:18am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:24am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:43am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:46pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 3:18pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:38am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:39pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 12:08pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:06am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:16am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:01am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:11am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:13am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:12am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:14am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:24am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:24am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:55pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:04pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:51pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:53pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:29pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:11am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:18am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:27am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:29am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:29am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:40pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:50pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:54pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:33pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:35pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:38pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:55pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:21am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:25am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:27am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:09pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:51pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:47pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:36pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 5:11pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:49pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 5:57pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 11:24am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:01pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:02pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:39pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:39pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:48pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:36pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:36pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:12pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:13pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:52pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:53pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 2:45pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:02pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:04pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:29am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:23am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:25am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:41am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:44pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:44pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:53pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:54pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:35pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:37pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:55pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 4:19pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:57pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:58pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:24am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:50pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:06am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:17pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:25am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:55pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:53pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:37pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:57pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:14am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:59pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:39am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:40pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:51pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:10am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:43pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 11:03am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 6:57pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 4:58pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 3:35pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:03pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:34pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:34pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:55pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:58pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:04pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:06am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:41pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:47pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:21pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:28pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:33pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 11:46am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:18pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:11pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:09pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 9:12pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 12:24pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 7:08pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:21pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:16pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:33pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:35pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:40pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 9:12pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:37pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:49pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:44pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:40pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:54pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:54pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:26pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:28pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:55pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:57pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:57pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:59pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:11am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 12:31pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:04pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:05pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:30pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:37pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 12:57pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:53pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:59pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:35pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:37pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:55pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 4:19pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:58pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:27am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:11am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:01pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:04pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:46pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:57pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:31pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 5:43pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 9:54am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 3:35pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:25am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:41pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:23pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:55pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 4:19pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 12:32pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:18pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:08am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:04pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 4:39pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:13am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:42pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:12am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:30am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:07pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 4:13pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:16pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:09pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 7:47pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:57am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:03am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:47pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:27am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 5:13pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 9:51am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 11:27am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:04pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:40am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:54pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:37pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:57pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:11am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:57pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:13am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:35pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:24pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:33pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:37pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:38pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:57pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:12am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:12am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:15am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:02pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:03pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:34pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 1:05pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:39pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:40pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:16am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 5:01pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 1:43pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:13pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:56pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:09pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:07am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 2:53pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:24am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:36pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:37pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 2:45pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:02pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:30pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:30am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 5:51pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:38pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:38pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:55pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:12am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:14am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:01pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:01pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:15pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:15pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:35pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:36pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 9:55am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 1:29pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:06pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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