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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:44am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 9:48am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 10:31am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 5:32pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 4:42am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 10:21am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 9:22am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 1:00pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 1:51pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:02pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:31pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:56am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 6:31pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:22am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:25am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:29am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:39am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:57am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 12:08pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 5:32pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 1:15pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 9:02am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 4:54pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:06pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:06pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:06pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 11:27am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:25am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:45am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 10:33am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 11:47am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:22am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:23am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:50am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 1:36pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:32am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 10:23am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:22am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:59am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 1:36pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:28am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 9:49am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 2:12pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:44am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 12:14pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 12:43pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:30am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 12:10pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 8:15pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 2:53pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 8:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:54pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 4:37am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 8:14am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:54pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 1:15pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:54pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:59am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 7:56am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:54pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:59am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:07am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:14pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:19pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:29am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 10:32am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 3:11pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:25am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:45am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 2:12pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 8:16am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 2:53pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:30am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 4:37am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:02pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 1:07pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:02pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 8:32pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:19am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:06pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 9:23am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:58am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:58am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 8:32pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:05pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 4:37am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 8:32pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 1:22pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 12:24pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:11am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:37am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:29am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:33am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:20pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:32am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:20pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:53pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:53pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 3:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:37am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:37am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:37am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:13pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:40am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 4:54pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:03am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:33pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:48am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:34am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:03am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:17pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:48pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:08pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:28am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 10:21am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:49pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 11:02am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:51am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 2:47pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:49pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:34am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:36am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:36am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:37am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:40am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:36am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 8:15pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:19am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:00am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:03pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 12:07pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:55pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:55pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:55pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:37am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:37am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:37am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:13pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:40am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:48am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:06pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:06am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:32am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:30pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:28am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 7:40am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 11:37am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:22am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:25am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:22am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:54am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 2:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 12:43pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:53pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:49pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 9:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 9:22am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 9:22am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:53pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:49pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 11:47am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 12:43pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:54pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:54pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:37am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:49pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:49pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 2:47pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:04pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:48am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:43am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:38am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:53am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:53am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:03am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:03am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:19am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:40am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:46am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:40am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:41am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:29pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:06pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:23am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:18pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:57am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:48pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:00am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:49pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:49pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:49pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:49pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:41am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:41am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:41am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:42am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:09am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:00am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:43am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:17pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 11:37am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:07am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 2:48pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:16am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:03am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:05am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:40am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:45am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 8:14am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 2:55pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 11:52am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:50pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 9:08pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:47am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 7:23am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 7:23am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 4:06pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:07am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:54pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:44pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:31am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 3:00pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 11:44am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:14am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:43am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:47am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:21am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 10:00am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:49pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:49pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:50pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 7:03pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:41am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:59am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:32am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:03am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:09am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:05pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:48pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 4:35pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 7:56am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:24pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:32am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 7:56am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 9:02am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:48pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:16am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:17am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:54am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:03am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:41am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:00pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:33pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:50pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:40am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:40am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:51am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:12am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:05pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:43am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:43am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:10pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:10pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:10pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:41am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:13pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 10:27am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:54pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:24pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:13pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:24pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:24pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:29pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:24pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:24pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:40pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:50pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 4:35pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 2:55pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 3:00pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 7:23am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:34pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:04am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:04am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:30pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:10pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:20pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:43am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:54pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:50pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 9:07pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:40am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:12am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:48pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:48am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:12am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:44am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:44am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:44am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:05pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:10pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:10pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:10pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:11pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:15pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:35pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:35pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:41pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:05pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:06pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:06pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:10pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:17pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:11pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:21pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:37pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:38pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:38pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 6:15pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:09am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:45am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:45pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:52pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:13pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:18pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:24pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:36pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 6:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:56am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 7:50am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:52am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:01pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:18pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:15am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:56am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:09pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:10pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:41am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:55am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:12pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:09pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:05pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:10pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:10pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:21pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:12am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:38pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:38pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:10am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:10am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:10am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:52am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:25pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 1:53pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 7:23am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:51pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:09am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:09am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:30pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:10pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:15pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:09am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:52am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:25pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:44am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:54pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 6:14pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:24pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:11am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:17pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:16pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:17am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 8:07am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:54pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:36am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:44am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:05pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:13pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:09am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:34am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 11:09am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 5:49pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:44am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:24pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:09am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:27pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:51pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:20am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:13pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 5:48pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:04pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:31pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 12:51pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:05am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:55am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:47am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 11:11am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:07am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:36pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:24pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:09pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:16pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:16pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:37pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:10am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:12am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:24am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:24am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:51am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:25pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:25pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 8:03am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:25pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 10:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:47am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:37pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:37pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:37pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:10am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:10am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 11:09am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:51am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:26pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:27pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:25pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:25pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:57am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:35am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:45am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:54am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:52pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:11pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:34pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:09am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:51am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:47am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:08pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:59am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:12am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:10pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:43am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:57pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:25pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:51am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:24am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:31am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:21am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 11:27am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:44am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:44am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 1:38pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 7:22am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 10:23am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 7:23am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:53am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:09am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:29pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:09pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:15pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:09am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:49am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 11:13am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:53am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:13pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:04am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:38pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:32am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:47am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:47am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:51am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:51am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:26pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 5:48pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:13pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:47am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 6:21pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:56am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 1:51pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:54am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:23am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:22am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:17am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:42am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:53pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:15pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:38pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:09am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:25pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:25pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:53am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 4:22pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:55am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:11am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:47am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:47am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:54am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:55am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:26pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 5:48pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 4:06pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:16am



Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

9 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked