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Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they're right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won't be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who's laughing now?

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What the ♥♥♥♥ Target!? You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sold me a Peach ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Snapple without telling me about the full consequences of drinking this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥?!? APPARENTLY Peach Snapple makes you GAY, but the Target employees WON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TELL YOU THAT before you buy it!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Target is so pro-gay that they try to sell you this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay potion ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to promote their liberal agenda!! I was thirstin' pretty hard last Thursday, and I stopped by my local Target to quench my thirst. Me being the innocent little boy I am, I decided to buy a nice Peach Snapple so I wouldn't DIE OF THIRST, but when I went up to the register to buy it the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cashier DIDN'T TELL ME THAT PEACH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SNAPPLE MAKES YOU GAY!! I drank the Peach Snapple and now I can't stop sucking ♥♥♥♥!! All the cute boys at school won't stop making fun of me, and I can't tell my parents because then the boys won't let me suck their ♥♥♥♥♥ anymore!!!