Embarrassing Spaghetti Death
Captain Lavendar
Ohio, United States
I was building a birdhouse on drugs and I lost two fingers. I feverishly wanted to finish it and I wasn't making sound decisions.
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I was building a birdhouse on drugs and I lost two fingers. I feverishly wanted to finish it and I wasn't making sound decisions.
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Level
97
Years of Service
1,000 XP
Currently Online
Profile Awards  6
Badges  127
Games  869
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Screenshots  3,773
Reviews  174
Groups  20
Don't ERP Here
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SA Goons
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ZEON
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Friends  76
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$andman
Offline
130
Sgt. Barnes
Online
78
Bug Fang
Offline
69
Satojin*
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60
sandwarlock
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48
Carcosa
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869
Games Owned
684
DLC Owned
174
Reviews
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Completionist Showcase
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57 / 57 Achievements
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38 / 38 Achievements
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Perfect Games
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Completionist Showcase
47 / 47 Achievements
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Perfect Games
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Total Badges Earned
365
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Items Owned
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Trades Made
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Recent Activity
23.8 hours past 2 weeks
0.9 hrs on record
last played on 9 Oct
Rise Eterna
Achievement Progress   3 of 36
13 hrs on record
last played on 6 Oct
Everhood 2
Achievement Progress   25 of 130
+20
34 hrs on record
last played on 26 Sep
HELLDIVERS™ 2
Achievement Progress   22 of 38
+17
Comments
Kennis2016 5 Feb @ 3:17am 
Only in Ohio 💀💀💀💀
Marc 19 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15am 
Hey, I have been checking fanatical group on steam and have seen your account, added you to trade some humble bundle extras, maybe fanatical stuff, I can offer some games from your wishlist for a few old bundled games I am looking for
eck 23 Oct, 2023 @ 8:52pm 
Im a gay man.
David 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm 
Faces of Soy
Needgoing 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:11am 
Hello, I would like to ask if you trade humble bundle, fanatical cd-keys, even if you do not trade them, I am looking for a few old bundled ones, so you might have a few and I'm ready to offer some games from your wishlist, in case you are interested - accept my friendship, I'm also ready to go first if we find decent trade for both of us, thanks(seen your profile on fanatical group)
Ain't nothing like a good salad 29 May, 2023 @ 5:00pm 
tf I'm closer to a stick than being fat :bbtcat: