Recent reviews by bucket

This game is in my opinion the best game of its genre and is good value for money. The game immerses you in a virtual world so harsh and unforgiving that you feel as if you are in the characters shoes. Despite having a brilliant story youre not guided or forced to follow direct paths you are thrown into the game and left to make your own choices only immersing you further into the game. Encountering the enemy creatures along the way absoloutely scared the faeces out of my pants and still to this day manages to scare me when fighting off hordes of cannibals. Ive played through this game multiple times increasing the difficulty with each play through and never have found a dull moment. Not to mention playing this game with friends is unbelievably fun but multiplayer is not a necessity to enjoying this game. I seriously encourage all sceptics and second guesses to buy this game. I like possibly many of you am very sceptical and careful with the games I purchase but I guarantee you wont regret purchasing this game! Cant wait till the forest 2 comes out <3

Borats Seal of Approval - GREAT SUCCESS!
Actually such an entertaining game even if you dont like FPS this game is just a great passtime and the weaponry and gameplay is unique absoloutely love it!!

I was only 12 years old
I loved CS:GO so much
I had all the rare skins
I pray to Gaben every night, hoping I would unbox a knife some day
"Gaben is love," I said. "Gaben is life"

My dad overhears me and calls me a hacker.
I know hes just jealous that I got recruited into FaZe clan.
I call him a hardscoper.

My dad no scopes me and sends me to my room
As I feel my numb face, I turn on my PC and log into Steam
My hands are shivering as I click on the "PLAY" button to open CS:GO

"Ill show that hardscoper," I said
I open up the Steam Market Place, and purchase 20 Half Life 3 Cases and keys

10 minutes have passed by, and I've unboxed 19 Battle-Scarred Negev | Desert Strikes
As I move my cursor over to the final case, I click and select "OPEN"
My cursor moves even slower as I move it towards the giant, green "USE KEY" button

I click the button
As I see all of these weapons fly by, the scroll finally starts slowing down

"I cant look." I said to myself. "My dad will noscope me when he see's that Ive spent six grand
on super exclusive and rare Half Life 3 Cases and Keys

I close my eyes and listen as I hear Gaben laughing over me, as if I am almost certain that I did not get a knife

I open my eyes.

A large clump of feces leaves my ass very quick, as my eyes look at the item I have just been given by the Holy Gaben himself

Another clump starts sliding out as I stand up to run to my dad to tell him that Ive just unboxed a
StatTrak Factory New Karambit Fade

My dad cries as he suddenly gets his Steam account hacked by OpTic
I pull out my new knife and quickscope his face

I then walk into my room, take my pants off, and thrust my pelvic region into the air, imagining
Gaben with me

"Gaben is love, Gaben is life"

OMFG THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME IVE PLAYED IN MY LIFE IF U DO NOT HAVE THIS GAME U HAVE TO GET IT OR YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME!!!!!!! ABSOLOUTELY AMAZING 10000000000 billion out of 5 stars!