My Dearest Companion,

Alas! A shadow hath fallen o’er mine heart, for thou art not present upon the fields of valor and pixels. Mine soul doth ache, for our gaming quests lie idle—our blades unblooded, our spells unsung. What cruel fate hath drawn thee from the sacred realm of play?

Would that I could summon thee hencewith, that we might vanquish foes and share in the spoils of digital glory once more. But nay, I remain here, alone, adrift in the void of thine absence, mourning the merry mirth we once didst share in our noble crusades.

Return soon, good friend, ere my spirit withers like an untended potion in yon inventory!

With heavy heart,
Glaad of the Lonely Queue

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Harmanım, baba nerde çarşafım?
Gördüğün bu paketler benim dermanım
Hoppa, yavaşça açıldı fermanım
Sakın kaçma, buraya gel, la, kezbanım
Adana çocuğu, aga, şehrimin delisi
Olay büyük kardeş, mevzu kendisi
Plaka 01, korkumuz tınne
Yazmak için yine yuttun bencе
Hey torbacı, bana versene borç
Olmaz Ramo, valla malları peşin satıyoruz
Bu yüzden babamın cüzdanını çalıyoruz
Akşam olunca dayak yemeye başlıyoruz
Ben yazınca mugo, neşemiz yerinde
Siz ayrı tripte, bense düşüşte
Halis görüyorum ben bu sahnede
Kaç paket sigara bitti lan o kahvelerde?
Hapı yutmayınca dönmüyor tekeri
Tribe sokma beni, sikerim ebeni
Gidin Heijan abinize selam söyleyin
Tahtını sikiyorum, ben de böyleyim

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hey my penis died... can i bury it in ur ass?