Well hello there children, if you are reading this steam page it means you have stumbled across something that you will regret for the rest of your life and it may make you want to kill yourself but that's ok daddy is here for you and I will fist you with as much force and power as I possibly can, I love you son/daughter.

Also, I am a general in the chinese military and I will bring China back to its former communist glory and put an end to democracy as a whole.




I need help.