hey ill be out of town for a bit, can you stop in a few times while im gone to make sure the cat is okay and has food. ill leave u a key before i go.

Can you hand me the salt shaker, son? The salt shaker. Give me the salt shaker, son.

Yoo monster energy is actually so good my friend bought me monster cause im 13 and ♥♥♥♥ got me high as helllll like i was laughing and doing stupid stuff all over the place and my english teacher asked me why are my eyes so red, like ♥♥♥♥♥ im high leave me alone 💀💀💀

dawg

Weeeeelp! Now it's all over my screen... 😂😂!!! There goes my streak!

can we wait a bit before going up the mountain? My ski buddy's on the toilet.