Meesa Jar Jar Binks. Meesa so humble.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, there were gungans. Gungans have always been ever so humble servants. Being on Naboo, there weren't many people for gungans to serve. Manya Gungans became very sad.
Meesa was one of these Gungans. Meesa grew up on Naboo and mama and papa Jar Jar told me the greatest honor in life was to be a servant that serves so humbly. In other words; Serve the Servants, oh no. As meesa got older, suitable masters continued not to present themselves. Meesa became ever so sad.

Then came master Qui-gon Jin and padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi. When theysa almost ran meesa over, I knew. These two were going to be my new masters. Meesa promptly presented myself to themsa and exclaimed "meesa Jar Jar Binks, meesa your humble servant!" Theysa immediately knew the gravity of the proclamation and accepted it proudly. This proclamation was henceforth known as the Shadow Proclamation.
Meesa served my jedi masters for many years to come and we became great friends. (Yousa can't ask themsa about it 'cause theysa dead. Hahahahahahahaha). When the republic fell Meesa got a new master, Darth Sidious. Heesa taught me how to use the force and a lightsaber. Meesa learned many great things from himsa. Now that the First Order has fallen, Meesa reay to take over as the next ruler of the galaxy (but as a humble servant of course).

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