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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 3:30pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 10:34am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:45am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:36am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:26am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:31am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:09am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:15am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 3:36am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 3:50am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 3:50pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 5:19am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 5:19am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 5:20am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:04am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:14am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 5:25am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 5:23am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:34am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:51pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 12:19am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:08am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:54pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 9:51am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:43am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:37am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:32pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:42am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 3:29am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:53pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:44am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:57am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:57am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 12:15am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 4:00am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:05am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 10:29am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 5:55am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:26pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:51pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:52am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:37pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:46am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:49am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:09am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 11:54am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 1:49am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:41am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:28am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:37pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:56am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:40pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:23am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:34am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:27am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:51pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:18am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:49am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:49am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:55am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:58am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 9:26am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:23am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:51am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:58am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:49am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:06am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:54am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:37am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:39am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 4:27am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:42am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:52am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:50am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:53am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:26am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:52am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:54am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:55am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:02am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:21pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:24pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:21am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:43am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:35am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:54am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:34am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:49pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:36am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:36am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:49am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:55am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:58am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:25pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:37pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:54am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:10am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:56am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:04am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:39pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:07pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 2:37pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 4:42am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:51pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:50am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 12:26pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:39pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:58pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:50am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 5:20pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 3:38am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:42am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:44am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:44am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:39am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:53am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:56am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:24pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:35pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:36pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:35pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:29am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:42pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:30am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:32am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:34am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:10am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:34am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:11am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:27am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:38am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:09pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:39pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:43am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:57am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:50am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:50am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:50am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:50am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:44am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:58am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:59am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:24pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:36pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:44pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:33am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:13am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:56am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:53am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:55am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:26pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:35pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:50am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:33am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:22am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:27am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:38am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:15pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:43pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:04am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:54am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:15am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:51am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:54am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:59am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:02am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 3:00pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:54am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:10am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:26am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:25pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:21pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:15am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:22am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:57am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:57am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:57am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:23pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:24pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:44pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:47pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:21am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:36am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:36am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:39am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:48am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:48am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:51am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 6:29am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:20pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:32pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:35pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:40pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:32am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:37am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:40am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:21pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:24pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:37pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:32am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:32am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:21am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:37am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:36am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:43am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:39am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:43am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:33am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:53am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:11am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:10am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:41am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:39am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:53am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:59am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:00am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:54am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:59am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:02am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:02am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:53am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:47pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:54am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:54am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:53am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:53am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:53am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:53am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:53am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 10:55am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:20am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:32am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:49am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:23pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:44pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:13am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:39am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:54am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:25pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:38am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:11am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:31am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:24pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:26am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:36pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:27am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:10am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:21am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:37am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:37am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:43am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:43am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:43am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:50am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:50am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:54am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:32am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:40am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:37am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:40am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:40am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:40am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:52am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:52am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:54am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:02am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:16am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:35am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:21am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:23am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:27am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:53am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:59am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:02am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:02am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:14am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:36am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:15pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:31am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:47am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:06am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:06am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:34am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:38am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:43am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:19am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:33am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:54am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:07am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:14pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 2:12pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:40am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:38am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:40am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:40am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:40am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:40am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:43am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:50am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:59am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:04am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:33am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:41am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:50am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:37pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:25am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:49am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:24pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:32am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:36am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:39am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:54am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:43am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:51am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:26pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:39am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:51am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:53am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:44am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:29am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:36am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:31am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:41am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:22pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:46pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:12am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:39am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:54am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:50am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:52pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:34pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:40am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:15am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:59am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:00am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:11am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:51am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:06am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 3:55pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:59am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 11:28am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:51am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:19am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:33am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:43am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:56am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:51am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:41am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:44am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:01am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:01am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:01am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:13am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:13am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:42am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:42am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:45am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:33am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:34pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:52pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:13am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 6:37pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:54am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:58am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:00am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:04am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:04am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:12am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:39am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:41am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:54am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:52am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:47pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:06pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:15am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:57pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:14pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:06am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:54am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:34pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:12am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:26am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:44am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:54am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:45am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:33pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 4:07pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:35pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:51am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:32am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:37pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:40am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:25pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:26am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:59am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:07am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:52pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:42pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 4:07am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:28pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:37am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:24pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:51am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:26am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:42am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:54am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:20am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:55am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:06am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:36pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:52am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:32am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:00am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:04am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:04am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:32am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:44am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:54am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:57am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:54pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 3:42pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 3:56pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:43am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:33pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:44am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:04am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:17am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:31pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:59am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:26pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:37pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:56am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:42pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:09am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:38am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:54am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:02am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:54am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:07am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:14pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:31am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:53am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:40am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:03am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:39am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:44am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:53am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:55am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:39pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 10:11am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 3:47pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:37pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:02am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:31am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked