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Recent reviews by Eduan van die Transvaal

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1 person found this review helpful
61.9 hrs on record (45.3 hrs at review time)
"Helldivers 2: Where the Confluence of Catastrophe and Camaraderie Prevails!

Ever harbored an inclination to partake in the quintessence of interstellar skirmishes, amidst the backdrop of defending humanity against the encroachments of extraterrestrial adversaries? Behold, Helldivers 2 presents you with this monumental opportunity, coupled with the inadvertent pleasure of inadvertently disintegrating your compatriots!

In the hallowed halls of Helldivers 2, cooperation isn't merely advocated—it's de rigueur. However, fear not, for if orchestrating a coordinated maneuver proves as elusive as a phantasmagorical wisp, there's always the fallback option of choreographing a synchronized catastrophe. Whether it entails summoning orbital bombardments upon one's own position or misapprehending an ally for an alien assailant and unleashing a fusillade upon their person, each undertaking unfolds into a veritable symphony of 'whoops, my sincerest apologies.'

Yet, it's not solely the dalliance with friendly fire (though there's an abundance of it) that enlivens Helldivers 2. Nay, it furnishes a cornucopia of exhilarating engagements, taut suspense, and interludes of uproarious mirth. From the heart-pounding thrill of narrowly evading a swarm of hostile arthropods to the convulsive guffaws that ensue when a comrade inadvertently triggers the 'vociferate akin to a diminutive female' emote instead of the 'plea for reinforcement' signal, every instance leaves an indelible imprint.

Thus, rally your confidants, don your suits of armament, and brace yourselves for an odyssey through the cosmos, where the sole element more capricious than the extraterrestrial adversaries is the ineptitude of your own cadre. Remember: in the vast expanse of space, no one discerns your laughter... until you inadvertently depress the transmission button and broadcast your amusement at your own perilous plight."
Posted 9 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
132.9 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
great game thx bye
Posted 16 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
170.4 hrs on record (18.8 hrs at review time)
reminds me of the good old days
Posted 22 February, 2020.
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339.2 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
yes
Posted 30 December, 2019.
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22.8 hrs on record (22.1 hrs at review time)
pretty noice *honk*
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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26.1 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
very noice lekke
Posted 6 July, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
348.8 hrs on record (41.2 hrs at review time)
this game is good but kak but good but good but kak.fix jou poeslike game maar ♥♥♥ hy kan lekke wees ettter kontkop =0 user and kid friendly
Posted 7 April, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
6,112.1 hrs on record (1,152.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
very good game...the player base is cancer but still consistant
Posted 16 February, 2018.
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