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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:36am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 2:05am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 6:39am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 2:02am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:03am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 3:38am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:36am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:47am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 6:24am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:55am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 11:40am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:57am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 3:48am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 11:34am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 1:43am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:23pm



Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
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