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I once go into puns. My parents warned me about them. They told me I would go broke because of all the puns, but I did anyways. The first 2-3 puns were great. Then after wanted more puns to get the feeling i did when I first made my first pun. I loved puns, a lot. I soon became addicted to puns. They made me feel really good. I had 2 pun dealers and I bought puns everyday. I became broke after a month. They changed me so much. I got into jail for making puns, and had to pay my money back to my pun dealers. I soon because depressed because I wasnt using puns anymore. I got very sick, I had no puns. I got out of jail weighing 80 Pounds. I needed my puns, I didnt eat without first taking puns. They ruled my life, my thoughts, and my emotions. Puns were the worst and best thing that happened to me.

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