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Woof! I may have four legs, but I'm a beast on two teams. 🐾
🎮 Game: Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
🐕 Player: Angry Dog
🔥 Preferred Weapon: AK-47 (I bite hard)
🎯 Rank: Barking Master
🔴 Playstyle: Aggressive AF
📆 Playing Since: Birth 🐶
💢 About Me 💢
I'm not your average K9 gamer. When I'm not chasing my tail, I'm chasing those headshots. Watch out for my bark - it's louder than my AWP shots! 🐕💨
🔥 Gaming Highlights 🔥
🔫 360 No-Scope Headshots (yes, I have paws of fury)
💣 Expert Grenade Throws (fetch, anyone?)
🐶 Tactic: Rush B, Bark A
🤬 Rage Mode Activated 🤬
If you hear me growling, it's not just my CS:GO enemies I'm mad at. Lag, hackers, and campers better watch out - Angry Dog is on the prowl!
🐾 Who Let the Dogs Out? 🐾
I don't always play games, but when I do, it's CS:GO. Hit me up if you're ready to howl at the moon and dominate the battlefield! 🌕🎮
I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Steam Community Moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my profile, but 1 is the most important rule of all:
• I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge. So watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you’ll be seeing a lot of it.
~ Honorary Volunteer Steam Community Moderator
[17:53] 02/11 Report ID: 4647981443689
[17:53] 03/11 Report ID: 5800340753900
[17:53] 04/11 Report ID: 1203641627554
[17:54] 05/11 Report ID: 6528187311797
[17:54] 06/11 Report ID: 8444450550264
[17:54] 07/11 Report ID: 2991343956998
[17:54] 08/11 Report ID: 1402384816971
[17:55] 09/11 Report ID: 8429727185965
[17:55] 10/11 Report ID: 9503972211782
[17:55] 11/11 Report ID: 4484228690107
[17:56] Finished 11 reports in 7318ms
[17:56] He/she will receive overwatch within 48 hours
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.