Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
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Consensus Terrorism:
The process that decides in-office attitudes and behavior.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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Life is just a bowl of cherries, but why do I always get the pits?
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comment:
A superfluous element of a source program included so the
programmer can remember what the hell it was he was doing
six months later. Only the weak-minded need them, according
to those who think they aren't.
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Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius
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Princess Leia:
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
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There must be at least 500,000,000 rats in the United States; of course,
I never heard the story before.
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