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How does this game slap so hard? I never write reviews with only an hour of playtime.

You are doing yourself a grave disservice by taking time reading this review that could be better spent playing this game.

F...fac
*rolls over in sleep*
g-gro
*bolts upright in bed*
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
*You hear a knock on the window. A train echoes softly in the background.*
*The TV turns on by itself. The show is called The Factory Must Grow.*
*You look at the camera with wide eyes*
THE FACTORY MUST GROW

1. Use the character creator to choose the one faith where everyone is naked. Make this person extremely tyrannical and one of the greatest military generals to ever live.
2. Start plans to dominate the Southern region of Africa as a nude tyrannical dictator for your entire life.
3. Create the most legendary set of military generals and utterly suppress a third of Africa under your fist, forcing people to convert to a faith that has never even been heard of in this part of the world. Everyone starts getting naked with you.
4. Take prisoners hostage.
5. Torture these prisoners to raise your dread.
6. Profit.
7. Execute them anyway, unless you happen to need money. Then ransom until you have ALL the money. Then start executing again.
8. Take over a large portion of Africa with significant other. We're poised to make a big move and hopefully found an empire.
9. Our characters are getting old. It's fine, I have an amazing court physician who has healed me from usually fatal conditions.
10. Saving up money for our Big Plan.
11. Our characters are getting OLD.
12. Start more wars and acquire more prisoners. Need money FAST to make this move before my character dies.
13. GeTTinG WRINKly!
14. Can't make enough money in time. Character dies.
15. Curse my useless court physician. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU COULDN'T KEEP AN 87 YEAR OLD WAR GENERAL WITH SCARS ALL OVER HER NAKED BODY ALIVE IN 1020 AD??!!
16. Lose almost EVERYTHING due to confederate partition succession laws, all the land being split equally among my many, many children. (Momma got around, okay?)
17. The new character I control literally has a trait called Stupid that makes all of his stats terrible smh
18. Annoy significant other because I don't want to continue that game because my new ruler suuuuccckkkkkssss.
19. Suffer through it anyway.

20. PROFIT
Crusader Kings III is a work of art.

Just tamed my first dino. Very immersive taming experience!