Recent reviews by Fep

"Friends not supported."

The shockwave.

I played it a little bit. Seems alright.

This belongs back in the early access.

Some quirks of GTA V you should really get used to:
- Want to join a friend? Game says full session even though it's not.
- Want to join a queue for this full session? Boots you into a different 1-player session instead of keeping you in current.
- Want to join a heist? Game stops at gathering "GTA Online Info" forever.. then fails to join.
- Frustrated and want to kill yourself? Game silently deducts from your bank account but says it costs $0.
- Quick join? Nobody running any activity in all of GTA.
- Hosting a good well-paying job? Nobody wants to join you.
- Good at any co-op activity? You'll get a garbage team and fail 10+ times.. then everyone will leave.
- Want to afk and think you get 15 minutes idle time? If you lock windows to do it the game kicks you for being idle in 30s.
- Bookmark a job? You won't find it unless you browse to the exact specific category.
- Think you'll get better rewards if a job like a race is harder to win because there's more people playing it?
- Want to store a vehicle into a garage or sell it? Garage/shop suddenly blocked from entering by a random irrelevant event that started.
- Doing good in an event? Suddenly booted into empty public session and event cancels out.
- Granite bushes and street signs while street lamps snap like twigs.
- Voice chat best turned off.

And last but not least.. I'm afraid of playing because hackers are able to actually remove your money from the game permanently and/or raise your level to 1k+++ so you get branded as hacker and get banned.

An okay game if you've played 500+ hours. Otherwise you're just food for other players.

YOU CANNOT GET ALL ACHIEVEMENTS IN THIS GAME LEGITIMATELY. Level 2-8 is impossible to 100% because of a crystal right after the acceleration area that you cannot pick up because it's in the ground. Unless you approach it really slowly (1.5mph) roll over forward just after leaving the start area so that your face picks it up, and then you slowly slide forward if you rolled just far enough onto sloped ramp. But then snowballs will kill you. There's also a bug - if you pause the game, snowballs and boulders will keep spawning. Unpause after a long while and suddenly boulders will be everywhere. You can use this to get pushed forward if you rolled over and got stuck before the slope starts. But.. you'll still die, getting pushed off the cliff by snowballs. Also, Level 3-10 has improperly configured cannons.

As far as gameplay goes, it's tedious and repetitive. Only 30 players ever made it to the last level. No doubt because everyone quits after the first few levels. The levels quickly get stupidly hard. Blood, sweat, tears and nerves of steel.. That's what it takes to finish all levels 100%.

This game wasn't made for PC.. Porting it to PC, the developer should at least enable the use of larger resolution - so that you see more playfield, instead of scaling pixels. Improperly scaling, at that. I thought it'd be easy achievements, but.. forget about it. 20 hours of my life wasted.

For a game that's so simple, it takes way too much resources.
For a game 2 years in the making, there's too little content.
The way it looks, it'll take another year before it's fairly playable and fun.
Another two years before it's polished enough to be called a good game.

This is a fun 1-minute game. 1 minute makes you basically see everything there is to see except some game-over quotes.
You cannot enjoy this game for more than 10 minutes - music is no longer fresh and melodic after that.

10/10 would play forever if 1-minute brain memory capacity.

A fun game but not really for people with OCD. One achievement is broken, one needs you to edit game files and the last one you can't really get because it's not an in-game achievement; drink alcoholic beverage with developers..? Eh.