ask for a waitress.

shes hot.

pay her $300 on tip say to come to the back when work's over.

she comes outside.

you pick her up.

go to a cheap motel.

nicely take off her yoga pants.

there's a STICK.

whatever.

shes still hot.

you start playing go fish with each other.

really getting into it.

you start dating.

shes pretty much a girl with a stick.

you aren't weird for liking it.

you've just fallen into a trap.

and are stuck there for life.

but it's a nice trap.

you get married.

it's not counted as a weird marriage.

even the priest was fooled.

you talk to her sister, the child might as well be his biological son.

you raise a family.

they grow up.

fall into the same trap as you.

but 1 generation down.

They know your story.

they aren't even surprised.

THE CYCLE CONTINUES, LIKE CLOCKWORK