Recent reviews by #pawjobprincess

This game.
This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, bug killing, team killing, civilian killing, game.
This game is the closest one could ever fully feel like a kid playing with army men again, its just dumb fun, no limits to the action, no real story to hold you down, all there is is all that is shown: game. Kill insects, get killed by them, sing the themesong the whole way through it.
The chat feature is the best among any franchise I've played to this day. There are options for every unecessary comment you want to put in, as well as 20 ways to say what you desire when you do feel like being helpful, not even counting the actual text chat. But the real glamour of the converse menu is the feeling you get when using the commands, since again, it appeals to playing with toys, and having them say the phrases you want them too, AS WELL as whatever soldiers you picked up to shout, scream, and sing along with you. Its glorious, a true masterpiece, hidden in a small detail.
10/10 Fun Time, a definite pick up for $30

Tribes: Ascend is a lot of things: difficult, confusing, hard to get into, and overall dead. However, once you figure out the complexities of the movement system, the team play, the game itself, then it has to be the most rewarding video game I've ever had the joy of playing.
The simplest way to describe the movement is free form. There are the simple routes most people take, but once you know the ins and outs of your capabilities, its an endless sandbox of potential. The use of grenade and rocket boosts can change a player's trajectory and elevation, but usually is used for the speed to catch opposing enemies or to speed through their base, and by god, once you hit past 250, you will know what true happiness feels like. The exhilaration of gliding through the huge maps the game has to offer is incredible, using your time in the air to guide your character from slope to slope, bringing the flag home or taking down the opposing team's flag carrier.
I would have begged anybody give this truly free to play game (Oh yeah, that's another good point too) if I made this review two years ago, but now, the community is dead. There are usually one and a half to two servers that have activity in them, so people wont get the same satisfaction as before, which is the worst part of this masterpiece. This game shoud've never died, and I hope HiRez finds the time to make another installment.

Actually lit af, the kid of games, a generation definer...

A masterpiece.
Caveman World: Mountains of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Boonga God, is the only tie we have to the ethereal realm, to god, and those far beyond. The twists and turns of the plot keep players in supsense, and the personality of Boonga is what makes him the most likeable character in all of gaming history. The only game everyone must play, since having 20 or more hours of playtime in Caveman World: Mountains of Coke for Boonga has been enforced in international law ever since the release. Play the game, enjoy the quality, love the Boongas.

This ♥♥♥♥ lit af babyyyyyy. You got the fight for your right to party, and that you do. Plus, you get to snuggle with a cuddly Keith at the beginning of every match.

This game blows my balls off it's so good. Like Borderlands 1 with a better loot system and a lot more dying.