"You run for President of the United States. Then I'll run for Prime Minister, and we'll amaze the world."
–Winston Churchill, in a letter to Winston Churchill

"O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin."
–graffito from a wall in the basilica of Pompeii

"Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men."
–John "Fortnight" Kennedy

"Since sixt week j learn the Englich and j do not any progress."
–Napoleone di Buonaparte

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
–♥♥♥♥ the Butcher, 2 Henry VI, Act IV, Scene 2

". . . [S]ome people regard me as a villain loaded with iniquity. . . such words are inadequate to my sins. . ."
–Saint Jerome of Stridon, in a letter to Asella