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add me back already you COWARD

Who are you?

you 🤝 me
suffering

imagine being in oklahoma lmao

piss even

pee

tell 26dollar to leave krikikikp alone

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

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Have a SweeeeeeeT DaY

i never wanted a real girlfriend idc

During the Cold War, Finland secretly smuggled more than ten thousand vowels from Czechoslovakia. That's why the Finnish have sentences like Älä rääkkää kääkkää kääkänrääkkääjä! and the Czechs have Strč prst skrz krk.

Cool

Who r u

No u!

*muffled screaming in the distance*

This lad is a pro at Chinese chess.

pls leave me alone

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew Huh
DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong, she's one cool Kong Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here!
Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy Huh!

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Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

Don't ever talk to me or my family ever again

Hello everyone. Due to a series of unfortunate events taking place in my life (failing the last final needed for graduation of college), I am finally able to pursue a lifelong dream of mine. I can become a professional dota 2 gamer if I put my mind to it. I’m currently a 4.4k MMR player and I am willing to put in the time and effort to reach my goal of rank 1 immortal on NA servers. I know many people will advise me not to do so but I know that I can. I remember my kindergarten teacher telling me that I can do anything that I put my mind to. So, I am looking to become the oldest player to enter the pro dota scene. Wish me luck!

bulits speak louder than words

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I used to jack off in class in fifth grade all the time. I would swing my legs and basically ♥♥♥♥ my own thighs. Felt great and no mess cus I didn't start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ till end of sixth grade, probably ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my nuts up cus I started jacking off in third grade. I could orgasm in 17 seconds (I counted) or I could edge for hours and bury my face in my desk though I didn't have to I could do it with a straight face, was heaven on Earth. The best time was when this cute girl who sat next to me was sucking on sea salt rocks and took a few out and left for whatever reason, I took one and put in my mouth and sucked on her salty saliva. That orgasm was one of the best I had ever had. I know I was never caught jacking it because a girl in my same class was caught fingering herself through her pants. My friend had a small mirror and would use it to look behind him to see the girls ♥♥♥ face. Another classmate pointed her out and everybody made fun of her, even me. Jacked off later that same day too.

Hi, I can give my Fiery Soul of the Slayer Lina arcana for all of your dota 2 loading screens (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

OKAY I ADMIT I LOVE YOU i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

huh

this bi.tch rikka takanashi got me on some other sh.it nigggaa daaaaamnnn im finna sleep on this lil ho

https://youtu.be/r8kPPh_lAug

Its pizza time

people need 2 get picked up

I don't remember who you are, but man that is a pretentious bio.

Go home, gamer girl

who you !?!??!?!

WAAAALMAAAART

have i ever told u that lolis can be cute af...... like really cute

Say Colorado, I'M A GIRAFFE!

wat xD

hm

I must accept your name my friend.

oof

Hey, how are you?

no u

Gay

ur banned