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22 of 35 (63%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:30am

ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:30am

ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:35am

DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:30am

PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:35am

REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:30am

CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:35am

SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:30am

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:30am

NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:24am

PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:10am

SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:30am

I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:10am

KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 8:23am

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:30am

EMO

Injure yourself.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 12:44am

WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 2:04am

PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:30am

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:30am

THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:30am

SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:30am

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 9:10am



PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)

T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.

STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.

EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.

FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.

COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.

REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.