i used to sit by a river and scream at the old puerto rican couple across so i could fight them. i had a sword, but they had a beards so i was no match for this black magic literally sometimes i curl up on the floor and pretend to be a pube omg i wish i was made out of bread because i could eat myself and die and end up in another dimension where everybody has ♥♥♥♥♥ for legs and they have to be erect in oder for them to walk, otherwise they kinda flop around like fish. i could eventually bring a friend back from said dimention and put him though public school education and everyone would call him "danny ♥♥♥♥-legs" lol