Recent reviews by Feared Alien Voodoo

I'm diamonds.

Brings fisting to the forefront of indie gaming
and makes fistory in the process

Let them come
but never
inside you.

ich bin sehr mude meine frau
du bist serb doof und dumm
all is gut in das lichtgarden
vas ist hangry birds vernicht
SIEG HELP

I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades,
30 mm cannons
and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles
on my body in all gold.
All gold everything boy!

everything is everything

chunky af

(Sung to the tune of PURPLE RAIN by PRINCE)

I never meant to cause Killbane any sorrow
I never meant to cause the Deckers any pain
I only wanted 2-1 time see STAG cracking
I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple gang.
Purple gang. Purple gang.

Upgrade and dont be a weakend lover.
An inflatable doll is not your friend
iTs JuSt PreTeNd
Let me guide you through the purple gang.
Purple gang. Purple gang.

I know, i know that games are changing
but Steelport Port stayin true
that means U2.

You say Johnny Gat is the leader
but ya cant seem ta makeup ur mind ah
i think ya better [close this application]

I-only-want-to-see-you-rollin-wit-dat-purple gang.
Purple gang. Purple gang.

I ONLYEEv WANNA C YOUUU!!
I ONLYIEEE WANNA CYAooou!!!
WIT DAT PURPL GANCG.

het this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ what u heard this ♥♥♥♥ is real out here ya ♥♥♥♥ and you think we playin ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

almost unbeatable meat