Did you ever hear the tragedy of Garfield the Cat? I thought not. It’s not a story Jon would tell you. It’s a lasagna legend.

Garfield was a lazy, yet powerful cat, so wise and so cunning, he could use his charm to manipulate anyone around him… even to create more lasagna. He had such knowledge of Jon’s weaknesses that he could even keep the kitchen fully stocked with Italian food. The Dark Side of the Fridge is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural.

He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was the fridge being empty, which, eventually, of course, it was. Unfortunately, he taught Odie everything he knew, then Odie betrayed him by eating the last piece of lasagna in his sleep. Garfield never saw it coming. Ironic. He could control the fate of dinner… but not his own.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Garfield the Cat? I thought not. It’s not a story Jon would tell you. It’s a lasagna legend.

Garfield was a lazy, yet powerful cat, so wise and so cunning, he could use his charm to manipulate anyone around him… even to create more lasagna. He had such knowledge of Jon’s weaknesses that he could even keep the kitchen fully stocked with Italian food. The Dark Side of the Fridge is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural.

He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was the fridge being empty, which, eventually, of course, it was. Unfortunately, he taught Odie everything he knew, then Odie betrayed him by eating the last piece of lasagna in his sleep. Garfield never saw it coming. Ironic. He could control the fate of dinner… but not his own.

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so whats up guys today i accidentally contracted snake aids!! HIV!! from a snake!! so this took place around the local chucky cheese, where they serve great pizza ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to perfection in the microwave

either whay this is a bit of a tanget but the piizz a feels really while playing in the ball pit
many weird sweat and odor. the rat man looks at me with disgust

anywho whule i was playing in the ball pit i thought the rat man had left a present for me. turns out it was a snake!!! he tried to keel me!! or so i thmink

the snake looked very and i thought maybe it would taseete so i took a bite

the slippery little snildo snuck out of my mouth and bit me!!! back

i felt some weird foaming out of my mouth. i thought was safe to consume

later i go to doctor Ash Rhamm and ask for rectal exam... i quickly realize i need to check the foaming from the mo

doctor say i have snaids?!!!!!!

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kysing myself nibber

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