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Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 3:21pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 5:37pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 2:37pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:48pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2020 @ 3:19pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 3:46pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 5:50pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:05pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:32pm



Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.