Giulio's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 9:35am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 9:56am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 9:28am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 9:48pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 8:59am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 7:54pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 6:46pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2015 @ 2:11pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 6:53pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 10:10pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2015 @ 10:10am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 7:33pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 7:31pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 10:32am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 10:45pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 11:41am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 9:38pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 9:41pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 10:39am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 9:35am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 1:01pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 11:07pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 5:08pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 7:06pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 10:26pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 8:42am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 9:28am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2015 @ 9:48am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 6:54pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 6:38am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 8:35am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 9:06am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 4:13pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 6:48pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2015 @ 11:13am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 9:40am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 9:03am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2015 @ 9:30am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2015 @ 6:24pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 7:10pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 6:02am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2015 @ 7:28pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 3:58pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2015 @ 11:53am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 11:40am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2015 @ 3:14pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2015 @ 1:12pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 12:37pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2015 @ 1:58pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

10 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

810 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

20 / 30