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and faris wheel, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX
An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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I don't do it for the money.
-- Donald Trump, Art of the Deal
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It is easier to make a saint out of a libertine than out of a prig.
-- George Santayana
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Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-♥♥♥♥♥♥, ill-conceived and TAX-DEFERRED!
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People will do tomorrow what they did today because that is what they
did yesterday.
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This fortune is encrypted -- get your decoder rings ready!
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What did Mickey Mouse get for Christmas?
A Dan Quayle watch.
-- heard from a Mike Dukakis field worker
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Understanding is always the understanding of a smaller problem
in relation to a bigger problem.
-- P.D. Ouspensky
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