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2.3 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is an infuriating mess. Twice now I've attempted to download and install and play the game during different beta periods, and twice now I've met obstacle after obstacle, bug after bug, error after error...guess what? I've literally never gotten the game to work. First the launcher/downloader times out during downloading. Then, after roughly 5x longer than the estimated download time, it finally finishes. Then I get client authentication errors, over and over and over. I restart Steam, I restart the launcher, I restart the game. I do this six times before finally getting into the first screen! "SUCCESS!" I think to myself. But no, not even close. Now I'm at a screen asking me to set/change my nickname. I put in my preferred name of "False One" only to wait for LITERALLY five minutes before being told there was an error changing my name and to try again. I put in "False One" and give it another whirl, only to be told "Nickname must be different than your current one"...so wtf happened here? I guess it set my nickname but still failed somehow? I go through this process 2 more times, each time setting some variant name (False_One, FalseOne) and then on my third attempt the game has the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gall to tell me I don't have enough funds in my wallet. WHAT WALLET? WHAT FUNDS? I haven't even been able to get to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MENU screen yet. This game literally doesn't want me to play it. What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke. I'd LOVE to play this game because the gameplay itself seems super fun and solid, but the menu/server issues are a nightmare and have rendered it impossible for me to get into. ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 30 September, 2022.
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34.1 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Incredibly atmospheric, amazing potential, super fresh. Technical issues are expected with Early Access and the devs seem to be ontop of things; highly recommend, can't wait to see how it continues to grow!
Posted 4 March, 2018.
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