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Memorial portrait

Died doing what she loved: Enjoying her favourite influencer.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Amnesia badge

Fashionable and compulsory... what's not to love?
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 4:43am

Ankle bracelet

Unfortunately, you're still allowed within 200 meters of a MegaMart.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 5:21am

Ball and chain

Worth it...?
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 5:12am

Bestie's ribbon

Only just falls within the MegaMart allowance for self-expression.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Cheesy Laptop

Excess cheddar voids the warranty.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 5:19am

Mind opening crystal

Opens minds, wallets and skulls.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:04am

Important book

If you bought this book, that means that you are very intelligent.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 5:43am

Kitchen Knife

Extremely well used... just not for cooking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:31pm

A million bucks

Tasteful briefcase for when you absolutely must onshore dark money.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:20am

Nuclear football

Who needs policies anyway?
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:33am

Podcast microphone

So high fidelity, it's like there's a boss right there in the room with you!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:22am

Possum

Naww, look at his beady little eyes! His twitchy little nose! His frothy little mouth...
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:00am

Potted cactus

But where was she going without ever knowing the way?
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:24pm

TennisRacket

Offers solid feel and stability while still light enough to quickly protect your face.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:00am



Filthy bucket

Emptied one a month, washed once a year.

Creator bracelets

He can take many forms... including the wrong one.

Diana

She eats better than you, probably.

Employee of the Decade

Does not come with an increase in pay.

Fake degree

Nobody checks these things... right?

Fake moustache

Would someone with a moustache lie to you?

Influencer's Necklace

Solid gold, just like his content.

Influencer's phone

It's just a prank, bro!' is not a valid legal defence.

Megaphone

Heightens the users volume <i>AND</i> credibility!

Muzzle

Go ahead, ask him for leave. He won't bite... probably.

Reminder

Disagreehab isn't usually this effective...

Porcelein possum

You listened to facts about Possums. You must love them very much!

Rose

The heart wants what it wants.

Photocopier

"Worth stealing for— paper jam? Again!?"

Torch

The batteries always last until they're needed.

Trucker Hat

Ayup. That's a hat.

Waifu-Chan Poster

Designed to appeal to those who don't.

X-rays

The 'No' centre of the hippocampus is clearly damaged.