บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย the indomitable human spirit

I love a man in uniform. Oh wait, I AM a man in uniform!

this game let me get humiliated by a dominatrix in front of 3-4 small children and i felt no regret whatsoever

this thing scares me

but i cant stop using it

please send help

you will never come close to reaching nirvana without the feelings this game makes you feel. you will bear witness to your own actions destroying, igniting, and utterly obliterating hundreds of objects, hundreds of possessions with value, and you will feel joy in it. the catharsis of being surrounded by flames, your enemies perishing left and right as a result, and hearing their cries, is unmatched. you may be asking, why, why do you feel good causing such destruction? and to that, i have a simple answer.


bug with long leg scary

you can beat up hundreds of people at once with a flute, and if that doesn't tickle your fancy, then you can instead surf on the damn ground with a handheld canoe, and if even THAT isn't enough, you can equip a literal ARM CANNON that has no reason to exist in this time period but does anyways

overall, yes

i pooped

i finished the entire game start to finish with a friend in one sitting and i've never felt more empty in my life

the only game where i can simultaneously have almost no mana and infinite mana at the same time

11/10 clarity OP

this game killed my cat because i didn't buy it's quagmire card bundle

the first thing i did was turn my condo into a living meme hell, the prime features of which being:

- a giant (seriously giant) communist minion always watching over me

- a physical prop of carl wheezer perpetually ascending and descending great heights in the water for some reason

- a huge and horribly stretched out bart simpson with no lower lip on my roof

- the mystery machine literally coming out the side of my house

- a room made entirely for the worship of [REDACTED]





oh and the games are fun too i guess