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i step up to the empty mahjong table with a case of precious stones, chocolate, and demons.

on my hips hang a golden megaphone and red paintbrush while i set down a weighted die on top of my solid gold bars.

i then proceed to destroy half of my set with a hammer, dump a pile of rice onto my hand, and then blow dry the tiles for good measure.

ive managed to complete a round with 18 one pin tiles and score 600 points, narrowly missing the goal by 4 million.

once again i am reminded that mahjong is hard.

i like peggling with my friends

$6 to be chased by a blueberry-colored giant. no oonis found.

literally no idea why it was removed from steam completely but its really not that good lmao you will not be missed

danganronpa but everyone's an empath

Kinda not good looking. Boring. Snoozefest zzzzz

worst thing to happen in 2001




- no Saving and loading
- not completable. the guide used a guide for one section
- sometimes softlocks the whole computer
- had to download a mod to function properly
- paid money
- literally indecipherable puzzles
- completely broken animations.
- walking sideways through ground
- disappearing sometimes
- hours of dialogue
- when there is a music, does not match. laughable
- every character is unlikeable
- everytime the romantic subplot is brought up, a character literally says "is now the best time?" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wait until we're not literally 1000 years in the past and getting executed in less than 48 hours
- important objects are often invisible to the average viewer
- inconsistent 3d and 2d art
- no transformation. not even once.
- objects will explode if you throw salt on them
- unbearably long
- cat
- random death pitfalls
- audio setting reset every time you close the game
- druids
- maze section
- mystery of the druids appears about 1/3 of the way through the game and is answered by the halfway point. everything else is just a goose chase to steal a book from a library or steal money from a homeless person or steal the livelihood of a fisherman or steal from a grave or steal from scotland yard or steal from your co-worker or steal from a druid that you know everything about or steal worms or steal from a bird or steal your lover's life or literally commit arson on the property of a rich person or steal items from a rich person's house. who is also a druid. or steal laboratory alcohol. or steal a key from a high druid. god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damn it
- lowry
- multiple entirely useless areas and loading zones
- the maze section again
- death of 2? 3? characters
- magical top that will transform you??
- didn't actually transform me :(
- ♥♥♥♥
- no important information that should have been supplied in the jewel case
- incredibly specific conversational flags needed to progress. very easily missed.

the only game where you can learn what autism is

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