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Great game. Too bad I'm lagging and I requested a refund for it. Soon though, I'll buy it again.

Masterpiece. 10/10. A must have title in your game library.

I experienced that the cutscenes had no sound but you can download a patch for it. I'm no computer expert and even I managed to fix it. If you read this porblem from several reviews and buy it and still whine about the problem, don't say you haven't been warned. Just download that thing which fixes it and boom. Game on.

Just when I began to enjoy it, it started to crash, freeze, lag. Don't buy this game, it's a waste of money...

If you're giving this a negative rating, then you obviously can't follow the train.

Game's a masterpiece, brings happiness in your soul hearing Radio Los Santos and K-Rose (My favorite is Bounce FM), seeing those oversized doors on buildings, the "Mission passed" sound, Big Smoke's OOOOOOOOOOH, Pedestrian quotes such as "I'm too high for this sh*t" or "I can't even mast*rbate anymore...", the cars' sounds, Ice-T as Madd Dogg, hearing how "Gangsta" OG Loc is, Ryder's "Busta", the satisfaction after killing Pulaski, The Truth and his weed farm, the Casino Heist, getting girlfriends/more than 2 girlfriends.

If this review won't make you buy this game, then you're a busta...straight busta.

Pros:
- Kung fu everyone.
- Sandbox mode.
- Character customization.
- Can pick up girls and make love with them.
- Badass.
- Cool russian mobster outfit.
Cons:
- Glitchy.
- Doesn't feel like you're doing actual missions.
- I find the vehicle control difficult.
- Feels repetitive.
~6/10~

Too many loading screens. Feels more than in the original Half Life.

I never throught I will hate a game this much.

Bad port my a.s.s.
I don't own a high end PC and it's not lagging one bit. Details set to high.

Controls are not worse than Jedi Outcast or Jedi Academy.
Q-E buttons are Pull-push
Movement is WASD, Left mouse button is attack, shift is speed, space is jump, etc...
More fun with controller but it's not difficult with keyboard neither like everyone says.

Way way better than the PS2 version. The sounds, effects, animations...

Good story, good effects, good animations. I've finished the game on PS2 several times and I can tell there is a HUGE difference between the PS2 and the PS3/PC version.

9/10

Bought it on a huge discount so basically it was free. I doubt if I'd give out 37 euros for it though.

Animations are..well...a strong 6/10. Jason has better anims than the survivors.

I don't want to mention the facial expressions.... 4/10

The kill moves are rad. Brutal. 9/10

Gameplay is intense if you have good people in the lobby. Idiots are just running in circles, hitting you with object cause it's "fun". With good players, 8/10. Without it, I won't rate.

I'm a fan of classic horror movies like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre for example. If you like the movies, it's a must have BUT I don't think you should buy it on full price.. Still a good game though. Underrated even.

~8/10~