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reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."
-- Gotama Buddha
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I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and
4 people died.
-- Steven Wright
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer... boy gets
another beer.
-- Cheers
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I'm successful because I'm lucky. The harder I work, the luckier I get.
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It's OBVIOUS ... The FURS never reached ISTANBUL ... You were an EXTRA
in the REMAKE of "TOPKAPI" ... Go home to your WIFE ... She's making
FRENCH TOAST!
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Dull women have immaculate homes.
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"Yes, bugger all that." said Nanny. "Let's curse somebody."
-- Even Nanny Ogg gets upset occasionally
(Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters)
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